Fri 18 Dec · 12pm
Cyan Bar & Lounge · Mentone
a noon-to-1am knock-off with 2000s anthems and a DJ
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THE GREAT TRADIE CHRISTMAS KNOCK-OFF - Friday 18 December, doors open 12PM. Tools down. Work's done. Christmas starts here.
We're opening Cyan from 12 noon for the traditional Christmas knock-off, and we're making a day of it: cheap feeds, Happy Hour, pool, a few games and giveaways, afternoon entertainment and plenty of Christmas shenanigans. More afternoon details to come.
Then from 7:30PM the rules change. PROJECT MAYHEM takes over Cyan: wall-to-wall 2000s anthems, three sets, zero filler, controlled chaos. For the ones who still know every breakdown, every chorus and every word, this is your night.
And when they're finished, we're not. DJ JPS keeps the party going until 1AM. 12PM to 1AM, from the Christmas knock-off to Project Mayhem.
FREE ENTRY - but please RSVP so we know numbers. Cyan Bar & Lounge, 114-116 Nepean Hwy, Mentone.
Quick answers
When is THE GREAT TRADIE CHRISTMAS KNOCK-OFF @ CYAN?
Fri 18 Dec 2026, 12pm.
Where is it?
Cyan Bar & Lounge, Mentone, VIC.
How much is it?
It is free.
Where do I find out more?
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How do I find out which of my mates are keen?
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